Merry Christmas.

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,

Walla walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!

Nora's freezin' on the trolley,

Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,

Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?

Trolley Molly don't love Harold,

Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,

Polly wolly cracker n' too-da-loo!

Donkey Bonny brays a carol,

Antelope Cantaloup, 'lope with you!

Hunky Dory's pop is lolly gaggin' on the wagon,

Willy, folly go through!

Chollie's collie barks at Barrow,

Harum scarum five alarum bung-a-loo!

Duck us all in bowls of barley,

Ninky dinky dink an' polly voo!

Chilly Filly's name is Chollie,

Chollie Filly's jolly chilly view halloo!

Bark us all bow-wows of folly,

Double-bubble, toyland trouble! Woof, Woof, Woof!

Tizzy seas on melon collie!

Dibble-dabble, scribble-scrabble! Goof, Goof, Goof!

And from the Library of America's site, here's Washington Irving's story, "The Christmas Dinner."